"Not A Morning Person" Unisex Hoodie - Funny Pink Bear Mental Health Statement

Say hello to the most relatable hoodie you'll ever own. Our funny "Not A Morning Person" bear hoodie features an adorably exhausted pink bear rocking a sideways cap, bandages of life's chaos, and zero tolerance for early mornings. Whether you're neurodivergent, battling burnout, or just vibing in your own unique way - this hoodie was made to be your armour.

Designed with our signature blend of sass and soft cottony comfort, this isn't just clothing, it's a mood. A boundary. A walking PSA for anyone who's not emotionally available before 10am.

Why You'll Love This Hoodie:

• Inclusive fit & cosy comfort - Because sensory-safe should still be stylish. Super soft, high-quality fleece interior for ultimate comfort (a hug when you can't do mornings).
• Art with attitude - Designed by a neurodivergent artist for creatives, rebels, and those thriving outside the binary. Eye-catching hand-drawn bear graphic that captures neurodivergent exhaustion with humour.
• Bold graphic design that turns heads and starts conversations (or ends them quickly - win-win).
• Ideal for lounging, spiralling, or grocery runs where social interaction is minimal.
• Designed to fit all identities, moods, and meltdowns.

Perfect For:

Introverts, ADHD friends, or anyone who thrives at 2AM.

This hoodie doesn't just speak your truth - it yells it across the street in bright colours and bold style.

Everyone needs a cosy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the white colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!