People... Not A Fan Unisex Hoodie - Social Battery Saver Statement Wear

For the socially drained, emotionally exhausted, and introverted icons - this one's for you.

Our 'People...Not a Fan' hoodie is more than just a fashion statement - it's a protective spell against small talk. Perfect for those who'd rather text than talk, nap than network, and hide in the loo at parties just to breathe.

With bold lettering and zero apologies, this hoodie is neurodivergent-approved, therapist-endorsed (probably), and your new go-to for low-stim days when human interaction is on Do Not Disturb.'

Made with buttery-soft material, an oversized dose of sarcasm, and just enough edge to get your point across without saying a word.

Why You'll Love This Hoodie:

• Inclusive fit & cosy comfort - Because sensory-safe should still be stylish. Super soft, high-quality fleece interior for ultimate comfort (aka, wearable serotonin).
• Art with attitude - Designed by a neurodivergent artist for creatives, ADHD minds, rebels, and those thriving outside the binary.
• Bright, expressive colours that make this a dopamine-dressing dream.
• Designed to fit all identities, moods, and meltdowns.

Because mental health isn't always sunshine and affirmations. Sometimes it's a rage bear with a heart patch and zero patience.

Why You Need This Hoodie in Your Life:

Because you're not just buying a hoodie. You're buying comfort, self-expression, and a wearable boundary. It's bold. It's real. It's your emotional support hoodie with attitude.

Everyone needs a cosy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the white colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!