Philoslothical Neurodivergent Pride T-Shirt - Slow Vibes, Big Impact

Ever feel like the world's moving too fast and your brain's just trying to finish one thought at a time? Meet the Philoslothical Tee - your new favourite way to say "I'm deep in thought...just give me a second (or an hour)".

Wrapped in rainbow foliage and featuring our chill, wise sloth friend surrounded by tropical blooms, this design is a celebration of neurodivergent brains, LGBTQ brilliance, and the beautifully slow power of deep thinking. Whether you're overstimulated, under-caffeinated, or just vibing on your own wavelength, this shirt is your wearable permission slip to take life at your own pace.

We made this for the late bloomers, the deep feelers, the awkward over thinkers, and anyone who's ever philosophised mid-panic attack. This t-shirt is more than soft cotton - it's solidarity.

Why You'll Love It:

• Relatable Relaxed Vibes: Perfect for when your brain needs a breather.
• Loudly Inclusive: Designed for the LGBTQ+ fam, neurodivergent community, and anyone who's been told they're "too much" or "too sensitive."
• Comfy: Made from buttery-soft cotton with a flattering unisex fit. You'll never want to take it off (and honestly, don't).
• Bold & Beautiful Design: Bright, high-quality print that speaks volumes without you having to.
• Conversation Starter: Be ready for compliments, curious questions, and new friends who totally get it.

Perfect For:

• Pride events
• Mental health awareness days
• Self-care Sundays
• Zoom calls where you're existing, not performing
• Anyone tired of pretending to be neurotypical

Pair it with your favourite hoodie and a long nap. You're not lazy - you're Philoslothical!

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favourite!

• Gildan 64000
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Designed by a neurodivergent artist for awareness and inclusion
• Eco-friendly inks used for printing, ensuring that our designs are not only eye-catching but also kind to the environment

By purchasing our unique merchandise, you are helping to support Bodrumorphix Glow Studio - a self funded, volunteer run Mental Health and Neurodivergent Inclusion Studio, based in Derby. 100% of proceeds from sales go back into the running and upkeep of this amazing studio to provide inclusive support and equity for all. So, on behalf of everyone...THANK YOU!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!