Retro Sarcastic Mental Health Unisex Sweatshirt - "Please Hold, Sarcasm Loading"
PLEASE HOLD... your sanity, your schedule, and your sarcasm. This unapologetically bold sweatshirt is for those of us who sip coffee like it's a coping mechanism and communicate exclusively in sarcasm when our social batteries run dry.
The "Please Hold, Sarcasm Loading" sarcastic mental health sweatshirt is your wearable boundary. It's a soft, comfy call-out for neurodivergent minds, LGBTQ+ hearts, and every wonderfully weird soul who finds healing through humour. Featuring hand-drawn retro pop art and a vintage aesthetic with a twist, it's designed to say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
Why You'll Love It:
• Soft, sensory-friendly fabric: Ideal for neurodivergent folks who crave comfort and can't tolerate scratchy textures.
• Designed by a neurodivergent artist who gets it.
• Size-inclusive fit: Because expression isn't one size-fits-all, and your body deserves to be celebrated.
• Humour as healing: Let your sarcasm shine and embrace the power of wit in mental health awareness.
• LGBTQ+ and neurodivergent affirming: Designed with full inclusivity in mind - because visibility matters.
• Conversation-starting design: Break the ice, set the vibe, or silently scream your mood - without saying a word.
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!